February 2012
school
shavingryansprivates:
the most important meal of the daaay, serving it up gary’s way BLUAGH
Lol okay so
dazeofthunder:
A person i’m following made a post asking
“If you had $127 what would you spend it on?”
Some bitch answered saying
“love”
whenever i have to a woman for some reason for school they always look dumb w/o boobs but i cant draw boobs on them for school
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
annefranksgasmask:
im agnes from suite life of zack and cody
immiqrant:
tumblr this afternoon:
tumblr tonight:
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
(Video.)
keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:
acne more like whackne am i right or am i right
Watch
k1mkardashian:
i don’t feel like going to school tomorrow
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Can we please substitute all Katy Perry songs played on the radio and insert Marina and the Diamonds songs
Weight Loss Tip
textposter:
To shed those few stubborn pounds, amputate a limb.
1612th:
i hope rick santorum’s daughter gets knocked up at like 15 and gets an abortion it would be interesting to see the aftermath of that i bet it would be good material for a reality show
ivanoooze:
I hope Rick Santorum buys a Wii for Wii Fitness and the wiimote runs out of batteries and goes to the store like “I’ll just buy like 100 packs so I won’t have to worry about batteries for a long time” and buys 100 packs of AAA batteries and goes home and they don’t fit and wants to return the rest but loses his receipt.
1612th:
fun fact about rick santorum
one of his many children was born dead and he took this dead baby home to introduce it to the family
another fun fact about rick santorum
he views gay marriage as immoral, strange, and unacceptable
it all makes sense now
sadpenis:
a poem entitled “my gps took me through the fucking hood.” written by me
Watchglamydia:
oh my god
i like how the one in the sombrero just takes a piece of cake and starts eating it like nothing is happening omg
annawintour:
am i the only one who sometimes sees a kid and thinks “oh man they’re going to be hot when they grow up”
Watch
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-shrooms:
ok let me drop some science on you BITCHES
scientists and astrologists have confirmed that the time for the earth to make one full revolution around the sun is 365 and 1/4 days. therefore, every 4 years, there is an extra day that is added onto february. didn’t know that huh?
what are these new button things im scared
beyoncebeytwice:
i had high esteem but then i turned 9
mostgay:
The year is 2089. The president is h0ttndanger0us.
doomf:
If I wake up tomorrow and Justin Bieber isn’t lying, unclothed, next to me, I’m seriously going to kill myself
During school: "What day is it?" "Thursday, February 23, 2012"
Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"
id rather drown than have ice cream touch my gums ever again
morbutts:
patiently waiting for selena gomez and justin bieber’s sex tape to be released
jesus-san:
thedruff:
PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR
Are you kidding me? Have you ever thought about the sociological implications that required tests like these end up creating? Have you ever stopped to think that maybe, just maybe, not everybody in the world can function properly but STILL HAS A RIGHT TO THEIR OPINION? And...
classof1969:
marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
me: *poops and looks at poop in toilet*
me: thats how much dick i could take
sadpenis:
walks into Target with a bow and arrow
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